Dr. Mario goin' bowling for dorks

Captain Falcon got a little tipsy at the last SSBM party, and then things got a little crazy...

Luigi: *Broadway-style solo* Ohhhhhhh yeah, I got soulllllll...

Mario: Ow! Whoaa! Peach, move that umbrella point a few inches!

Fox: Can't catch me! Nyah! *runs into glass wall* Oww...who put that there?

This is what happens when you try to smoke a cigarette after drinking too much.

Mewtwo: Dude, I can see into Zelda's bedroom. *laughs stupidly* Ha ha, she's taking off her clothes, ha ha...
Link: *sweatdrop* Uhh...mind moving over?

Once again, SUPER TINGLE has saved the day, with his magic FLYING...uh...PAINTBRUSH THINGIE!

Luigi: Owwwwwwwwieeeee I just tore something in my back.

Bowser: *growl* I'm gonna fry you for breakfast, you little pansy!
Marth: *crawling away, thinking* Not if I shove this bomb where the sun don't shine...

Ganondorf: Oh, my breath is just TERRIBLE! *pops a breath mint*

Ness: W00t! I got wings! Yeah, I got wings, buddy! Who's short NOW?!

A peaceful evening out for Mario and Peach. One question: where's the safety net?

Um...I'm sure this isn't what it looks like. They both don't look too happy about it.

Well, apparently, there is a new island in Hawaii--Pichu Island.

Pikachu's just chillin' and getting some sun, and all of a sudden somebody tries to catch him. You'd think they would have learned by now.

Pikachu: And for my next trick, I will duplicate Jigglypuff!
*POOF*
Jigglypuff: *looking up* Wowwww...you're GOOD...

And now, SUPER GANONDORF comes to the rescue! ...That, or destroys the world.

Peach: *nudges Zelda, whispers* Omigod, Mario looks so hot when he's fighting.
Zelda: *whispers back* And isn't Link so sexy when he whips out that sword?

I don't want to know what this thing is supposed to do.

Tingle: Yes, friends, the Hyrule brand "ROCKET PACK" is ideal for those short jaunts to the local market or for delivering a special note personally. I use mine all the time!

Hey, cool, I didn't know Young Link played Quidditch.

All the SSBM guys: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug chug chug chug chug chugchugchugchugchugCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG---WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!!

Zelda: *growls* I'm gonna KILL you, Link!
Link: *offscreen* What? I just asked if you were touchy because it's that time of the month!