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Some of the Mushroom Kingdom crew clowning around backstage. Bowser's doing his "tough guy" expression, while Mario has a "morning after party" expression, and Peach just looks...happy. Hmm...

Gymnastics Announcer: And is the famous elf from Hyrule going to stick that tricky landing? ...YES! He did it, ladies and gentlemen! And the judges say 9.5, 9.6, 9.1, and 9.9! Congratulations!!!

Ness: I am the official shiznit.

Samus: Rrrrr...Stupid umbrella trophy! I hate umbrellas!

Mario does a nice anime fall while Captain Falcon cozies up to Peach...

Bowser: *laughing* You...you all are so little...you guys must be joking.

On occasion, the larger cast members of SSBM are obliged to take a dancing class to strengthen muscle groups not normally used. Here, Bowser and Donkey Kong illustrate the "can-can," with help from their dance instructor, Tingle.

Link: Augh...I went to Termina Bay and all I got was this stupid little green dude.
Tingle: Hey! What am I, chopped liver?

Kirby: *yelling to Yoshi* RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFE!!!!!!

Now, that's gotta hurt.
Fox: Ya think?!

Donkey Kong has long believed in aliens visiting our planet. Here we see him trying to flag a UFO down.

The latest episode of "Pimp My Ship" on MTV, featuring Captain Falcon

Fox: Any last words?

Fox: *yelling* And THIS is for eating the rest of my pizza!

Goomba: What you lookin' at, punk? You lookin' at me? Huh? What you gonna do? Huh?! Punk?!

Captain Falcon: *looks up at Kirby* Uh-oh...I'm in trouble.

Link's getting ready to make a shish kebab. Wonder who's on the menu today?

Aww, isn't that cute...Donkey Kong's teaching Captain Falcon and Link what he learned in his dancing class today.

Link: Psst...Sheik. You got any gum?
Sheik: *silence*
Link: ...Uh...OK.

As a veteran video-game star, Link has gotten several offers from teen girl magazines to star in their "Hot Heroes of the Month" sections

Mario: *shooting fireballs* Burn, Koopas! Buuuuurrrrrn!! *laughs maniacally*
Koopas: EEP

Captain Falcon: OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Yoshi: *giggling insanely in the eggshell*

A picture of some of the SSBM gang on vacation in the mountains. Mario is the photographer, I think, given Peach's expression.

Peach is oblivious to the Mr. Saturn flying at her head

Bowser: Raaargh! Come back here, Princess! You are MIIIIINNE!!!
Peach: *over her shoulder* Fat chance!

Peach: *sigh* What am I going to do with him? I told him not to eat that Poison Mushroom...I told him it would make him shrink, but noooo...

Apparently, Yoshi has not been appropriately "stage-trained." Well, at least he didn't do it in the house.

A few seconds ago, the Goomba told Zelda about the nasty rumor that's been going around about her. Here, Zelda is preparing to respond.